Cafe Loco (Muswell Hill - London)

Cafe Loco
I find myself wating outside this club at 1am ona  friday night in jeans and trainers and my mates assure me this is such a seedy place they will actually let you in without leather shoes even being on- so long as you assure the bouncers you have some at home. You enter and instantly you feel the sweat of the crowd bouncing in unison in what can only be described as a shop. It feels like a bakery its so small and getting to an from the toilets at the back is impossible because you may have to navigate through some 200 people ina space that 10 people would be uncomfortable in.

The drinks were way too expensive at £3 a bottle, although having said this the serving times at the bar were adiquate lets call this a 3/10.