Sneaking alcohol into Bars - Belly Device
Sneaking alcohol into Bars
People are getting cleverer all the time and so are gadgets and with the price of alcohol rising as much as it is in the UK the old punter is fighting back and fighting back in style. This week we'll look at:
The Beer Belly
The Beer Belly is the ultimate cool gift to get any heavy drinker- essentially one of those "feel what its like to be pregnant" uniforms strapped over the shoulders and under the clothes and it looked HILARIOUS! This is simply a mammoth belly which the punter fills with booze and can drink from using a supplied plastic pipe as the fluids are transferred from one Belly to another. Okay its a bit expensive but i'm sure if you slipped a bottle of vodka inside everytime you'd get away with sneaking alcohol into a club without issue. I just want to see the look on the bounchers face when he frisks you for knives at the club entrance and feels up the worlds most jiggley belly and a pipe which is seemingly coming out of your backside "I had a colonic this morning!" or "Dang my colostomies out again!". Who gets kicked out for that?
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