The Alexander
No, there are no pictures of this pub on the web and oh how I have looked. This has to be one of the weirdest layouts for a pub i have ever been into. The place is essentailly divided into two seperate wholly by the bar which is the centrepiece and punters can be served from all sides of it. The catch is that it is built on a corner and with the choice of two doors you can only get to each side by either going outside and going around or going through the bar (which you are not allowed to do). The bar persons are extremely frioendly and despite its location on the high street there are often lock-ins. There is a standard variety fo drinks available and beer is about £2 a pint. The only problem with the place is the lack of music, the old man feel of the place and the nuscence of goign outside and back in another door just to use the toilet.
Overall a rather fun night which can get a bit complicated but good prices and friendly staff- 6/10.
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Queens Arms {Sports Bar}
To be fair you could not ask for a more well equipped bar if indeed you are into sport fixtures and that odd game of pool on a red baize. The punters here are rather loud and boozy which is probably to be expected during the football season. The drinks are about £2.70 a pint and there are fruit machines and a jukebox as well. The place is always moderately busy and is especially packed during Barnet fixtures. The place is a little rowdy for me in all and with racist malice being thrown in literature onto the walls of the toilets I'll be steering clear of this one.
Overall an average 5/10 to be honest but I wont be heading back myself.
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The Weaver (Weavers Bar)
Long had I heard that this pub was one of the true characters of Barnet but I have to protest that that character must have died. I entered into the long pub with bar on my right and found myself squeezing past close to 30 underage drinkers as I made my way into the back of the pub past the jukebox and pool table. The music being played was a good mix of rock music so I can see why it attracted such a young crowd. The toilets were disgusting however and the drinks were not particularly cheap (250ml Glass of house white at £3.50). Disappointing thought I as I departed.
Overall a 5/10
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The Lord Kitchener

All hale Lord Kitchener, hero of the great war. His establishment has a lodgey feel and is never very crowded. The drinks are quite expensive and this pub has early closign hours so be wary. Apart from mistakenly heading into the womens after a few too many I must protest its not too bad a place to go to get in from the cold. Music and Sport and what more could a man want apart from cheap booze, free money and hookers, none of which this place does have. Bad new friend. Still at least theres no waiting at the bar and I can tell you that the ladies toilets smelt of Geraniums :S
Overall a middle-of-the-mountain 5/10.
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the Railway Bell
who dare deny the sweet sweet call of a pub with the name of an instrument but without music inside?But who would deny you still had to stole inside grab an ale from some of the finest young bar persons in londinium and sip away the glorious days and nights as they all become one. The bell truely is a great place. It's layout is confusing, it's customers are coked to the ceiling and the women are rife with plague, so why, why go here? The best thing i can say is that when all is said and done and the hour reach twelve the bar comes alive with the character of an ancient sonnett and trumpets into the night with a chorus of laughter and cheer that you can escape from both front door and back. Simply the best bar in New barnet (lowdown: very cheap, fast serving times, excellent range, v firenly, lots of seats and smelly bogs). Overall an 8/10
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Builders Arms

The builders arms has a tone of self love. An inward community of elderly drinkers huddled in two tiny room amist expensive but common ales and chav barmaids. Posted on its walls are adverts for locals to join in pub competitions and a proud statement of "we are the best voted bar on beerintheevening.com" . The simple silence of acknowledgement of strangers is hard to bear much after the first scrumpy jack pint and I leave to brave the cold of the outdoors- far warmer than the cold local stares within.
I'll go to the wetherspoons next door in future!! Overall a shody 2/10.
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the Old Red Lion
If you're a fan of Barnet FC you've been in the closest pub to the stadium- the old lion. It is literally situated in front of it looking rather large from the outside. In fact it does boast some ground inside but without too much seating. There are booths for eating but it is very Inn-like and dark inside producing a homely feel, they just need candles to lick and flicker against the shadows in its corners. The ceiling is low and in fact past the wide bar there is not much else. It is a stretch from most other pubs in Barnet which leaves this one a bit out in the cold.
Overall a fair 5/10.

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The Arkley (an Ember Inn pub)
A beautiful establishment just sitting nicely on the green belt around London beside Barnet. It is situated ona main road with a large Car Park and picnic tables on the lawn outside. Heading inside you are met with logs fires, counches and tall chairs to bar tables. The Bar is rounded to allow for maximum servibng and the bar staff are friendly if even comical. The toilets are a fair ruide up some stairs and down a corridor but you feel like you are in some exclusive club in the middle of the woods and its a delight to admire.
Overall this grand establishment gets a 7/10. Falling on its lifted drink prices. 
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The Dandelion (Formerly the avenue/the Firkin/ the Dandy Lion/ the Red Lion)
01/10/2007 - The Dandelion has now closed

Yes, formerly everything. There has been a pub on this spot since time began welcoming into Barnet travellers from London Town. The most noticeable features is a huge statue of a red lion which protudes over onto the high street. The latest re-vamp to this building is the Avenue - a popular over 21's lounge/bar/pub with leathers suites, cocktails and sport. This place packs them in every weekend with its late liscence and every saturday afternoon for sporting feats on its large number of widescreen Tv's. The drinks are a good prices with many 2 for 1 offers and there a quizes, bands and DJ's here throughout the week. There is also a back pub garden and no waiting time at the bar. Even its dancefloor is seeing its best days right now. The crowd is the only slip. A rowdy and loud young force that makes one cringe.
Overall then a 6/10, oh yes it sounds nice but the novelty of a bar that offers everything wears off when you are looking for that something special.
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The Square Bar
Feb 2007: The Square Bar has now Officially Closed Down

This reletively new club or bar has opened in Barnet at the top end of the high street to replace the kings head- the old pub that sat there before. This place is much nicer. Its smart dress, leather chairs and sofa and a neon bar with DJ and cocktails. The music is popular stuff with pumping RnB. The cocktails are pricey but tastey and the place gets packed at the weekend and after office hours. They also serve thai food as well. Don't forget the snowstorm of coke in the toilets either!
Overall Square Bar gets 7/10.
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The Black Horse

A friendly pub on the corner of many roads- in fact on a roundabout in Barnet. Its a bit out of the way from the high street so you have to go looking for it. The seating is lounge worthy and comfortable and the place is rarely packed. They have a large summer garden for beer and peoples and there is also live music at the weekends. This place is constantly changing hands but the darts and the football are features that have never disappeared and theres food available too.
Overall 7/10 because the local bands that come to play are entertaining and for an older crowd.
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The Monken Holt

A lively little find very top of high barnet high street-it barely makes it into london being only 10m from the absolute city limits (according to the A to Z). A low ceiling but lots of seating, a quick serving time, very friendly customers and staff and good drink prices. They occasionally have late night live acts, and they also have a large beer garden out the back and seating out the front. Amazibng in all weathers. I have been in here on New Years morning and its beautiful. Definitely a classic pub and is worth that extra long walk.
Overall 8/10
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The Railway Tavern
Strangely this pub is much bigger than it looks from the outside. They serve hearty food all day with better portions that the bell but perhaps even worse tasting so don't order that and the drinks are a bit expensive for the area but it has a cheery atmosphere and lots of pipe smoke. There is also sports coverage when games are on, loud old men and a poular quiz machine. There is adiquate parking out the back should you be a fan of your own car rather than the overground train to new barnet station. There is a garden area as well and lots and lots of seating. Oh yeah the music is pretty good and also the singles are 35ml ;). Good stuff
Overall 6/10.
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After Office Hours (Formerly Excaliber)
I have not seen either bar listed in any bar reviews online which is quite odd. I think its a great layout, they had the idea a few years ago to put live bands in there but not any longer, now its aimed at business persons and I think it really works. Couches as well as bar stools and a dance area, I guess its not a fantastic location but I cant understand why its not more popular? Strange.
Overall it gets a 8/10 in my books
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The Misty Moon (formerly the Moon under Water)
Feb 2006: The Moon under water is now called 'the Misty Moon'!
This one used to be a Wetherspoons back in the day (hence the name) but its moved on to other hands and with it so have the prices risen. Its a long thin pub with little seating and on a friday night i've never been in a busier pub. The bar staff are very nice if a little slow and the garden is quaint but its more like a balcony in a car park. No park facilites at all, although they do do food but god knows where the kitchen is in this place unless its on the roof.
Overall the Moon gets 4/10. Its heyday it got a 8 even a 9.Never mind
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The White Lion
This pub is an absolute disgrace. It has the worst shape and layout ever, the garden area is cramped and smelly and the Bar, goodness me. There were 2 bar staff last time I went and we asked for 2 shots of sambuca and 2 shots of tequila. No, no shots at this bar, WHAT?? No, no Sambuca, Tequila, Port, Malibu, Archers or wine, oh and we drank the last of the Tia Maria. 1 type of lager there as well boys!!
Shameful establishment overall it gets a 1/10 but the best selection of Whisky you ever did see!
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The Mitre Inn

Wayhay its another old fashioned pub where they not only give you 'the eye' but you get the full ln stare and the "i think you should leave because your not local" look. I didnt have much of choice to go there on the one time I did because it was part of the Barnet Traditional pub crawl. Steer clear unless you like cramped spaces, high prices and a violent mob of 70-somethings. yikes. But aside all of the looks on entry you have a drop down into a larger friendlier part of the opub at the back and some totally minging toilets further on. The bar is one of the weirdest shapes i've ever seen. Very reasonabley priced for barnet however which rasied its level for me but seriously difficult to get inside the front door is like a difficult computer game.
Overall a neither here nor there 6/10 for ye olde mitre inn, ooo aR!
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The Green Dragon
After years of closure and poor service this restaurant/pub has been refurbished and although it is not huge serves its community of fields very well. In short its a pub in the middle of a field and its not cheap either. They have a special concoction of shots behind the bar though so its worth asking about those and they can open later than your average pub being in the sticks but the manager is not very nice and the staff are a little terrible.
Overall the Green Dragon gets a firey 6/10.
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The Albion
This is another top notch local pub offering spurs fans the chance to come together under one tiny roof to play darts and drink local ale. The staff are very friendly and are not quick to kick you out if it gets a little late. The drinks prices are a little steep and it gets packed during football matches.
Overall this pub gets a well deserved 7/10 for such charming atmosphere
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The Kings Head

Now this is a traditonal local, you even get the eye from the bar staff if your dressed wrongly.(I last went in cowboy attire). They have a good offer on of £2.00 for a double and mixer which competes even with the likes of weatherspoons. The toilets are pretty poor and the vodka is cheap and dodgy. Its a lounge like atmosphere but perhaps inapproapriately filled with dance music from music channels broadcasted above your head.
Overall 6/10 cos i hate 'the eye'
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The Lord Nelson
This little tucked away number is actually a pretty nice place to go. Rather sedluded but without that local atmosphere that drives away new visitors. Its not cheap but there is a lot of seating and you can sit out front during the summer. If you're lucky they have been known to open that little bit later so rush here for last orders.
Overall the nelson gets a 6/10 because its not particularly special, cheap or well located
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